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Beza Anak Kandung dan Anak Haram

Wrong Number

Child: “Hello?”

Daddy: “Hi honey. It’s Daddy. Is Mommy nearby?”

Child: “No Daddy. Mommy’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

Daddy: “Honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul.”

Child: “Yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy.”

Brief Pause.

Daddy: “Okay, honey. I want you to put the phone down on the table and run upstairs. Knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

Child: “Okay Daddy, just a minute.”

Moments later the little girl comes back to the phone.

Child: “I did it, Daddy.”

Daddy: “What happened, honey?”

Child: “Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and began running and screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”

Daddy: “Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?”

Child: “He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too. Then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”

***Long Pause***

Daddy: “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

TEKA-TEKI MCM NAK TERAJANG

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk
Masukkan benang dalam jarum

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai
Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais
MILO AIS

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki
Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh sebab tulah dia angkatsebelah aje.

5) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilikLampu stadium kalau ada ‘game’ dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada ‘game’ dia padam

6) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar “bulb” mentol
Semut yang matanya BENGKAK

7) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?Motorsikal……sebab dia pakai tongkat

8) Kangkang peluk, kangkag peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah
Panjat pokok kelapa

9) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?
Kambing binATANG

10) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan, ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR

Sandar The Joker

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Dari Telur kepada Ayam

Education!

Education!!! !! Interesting statistics & facts?   The figures are speaking themselves very loudly we are unable to listen. Some thoughts:   Extracts of speech by Hafez A.B Mohamed, Director-General, Al Baraka Bank, South Africa     Demographics:   o  World Jewish Population.
	7 m in America
	5 m in Asia
	2 m in Europe
	100 thousand in Africa
o  World Muslim Population:	1,500 million
	I, 000 million in Asia/Mid-East
	400 M in Africa
	44 M in Europe
	6 M in the Americas
o  Every fifth human being is a Muslim.	20%
o  For every single Hindu there are two Muslims	1 : 2
o  For every Buddhist there are two Muslims	1 : 2
o  For every Jew there are 107 Muslims	1 : 107

 
Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1,500 million Muslims
Why?
 
Here are some of the reasons.
 
Movers of Current History

 

o  Albert Einstein	Jewish
o  Sigmund Freud	Jewish
o  Karl Marx	Jewish
o  Paul Samuelson	Jewish
o  Milton Friedman	Jewish

 
 
Medical Milestones

 

o  Vaccinating Needle	Benjamin Ruben	Jewish
o  Polio Vaccine	Jonas Salk	Jewish
o  Leukaemia Drug	Gertrude Elion	Jewish
o  Hepatitis B	Baruch Blumberg	Jewish
o  Syphilis Drug	Paul Ehrlich	Jewish
o  Neuro muscular	Elie Metchnikoff	Jewish
o  Endocrinology	Andrew Schally	Jewish
o  Cognitive therapy	Aaron Beck	Jewish
o  Contraceptive Pill	Gregory Pincus	Jewish
o Understanding of Human Eye	G. Wald	Jewish
o  Embryology.	Stanley Cohen	Jewish
o  Kidney Dialysis	Willem Kloffcame	Jewish

 
Nobel Prize Winners
In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes
whilst 1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners (all Egyptians)
 
Inventions that changed History

 

o  Micro- Processing Chip.	Stanley Mezor	Jewish
o  Nuclear Chain Reactor	Leo Sziland	Jewish
o  Optical Fibre Cable	Peter Schultz	Jewish
o  Traffic Lights	Charles Adler	Jewish
o  Stainless Steel	Benno Strauss	Jewish
o  Sound Movies	Isador Kisee	Jewish
o  Telephone Microphone	Emile Berliner	Jewish
o  Video Tape Recorder	Charles Ginsburg	Jewish

 
Influential Global Business

 

o  Polo	Ralph Lauren	Jewish
o  Coca Cola		Jewish
o  Levi's Jeans	Levi Strauss	Jewish
o  Sawbuck's	Howard Schultz	Jewish
o  Google	Sergey Brin	Jewish
o  Dell Computers	Michael Dell	Jewish
o  Oracle	Larry Ellison	Jewish
o  DKNY	Donna Karan	Jewish
o  Baskin & Robbins	Irv Robbins	Jewish
o  Dunkin Donuts	Bill Rosenberg	Jewish

 
Influential Intellectuals/ Politicians

 

o  Henry Kissinger	US Sec of State	Jewish
o  Richard Levin	President Yale University	Jewish
o  Alan Greenspan	US Federal Reserve	Jewish
o  Joseph Lieberman		Jewish
o  Madeleine Albright	US Sec of State	Jewish
o   CasperWeinberger	US Sec of Defence	Jewish
o  Maxim Litvinov	USSR Foreign Minister	Jewish
o   David Marshal	Singapore Chief Minister	Jewish
o  Isaacs Isaacs	Gov-Gen Australia	Jewish
o  Benjamin Disraeli	British Statesman	Jewish
o  Yevgeny Primakov	Russian PM	Jewish
o  Barry Goldwater	US Politician	Jewish
o  Jorge Sampaio	President Portugal	Jewish
o  Herb Gray	Canadian Deputy - PM	Jewish
o  Pierre Mendes	French PM	Jewish
o  Michael Howard	British Home Sec.	Jewish
o  Bruno Kriesky	Austrian Chancellor	Jewish
o  Robert Rubin	US Sec of Treasury	Jewish

 
Global Media Influential

 

o  Wolf Blitzer	CNN	Jewish
o  Barbara Walters	ABC News	Jewish
o   Eugene Meyer	Washington Post	Jewish
o  Henry Grunwald	Time Magazine	Jewish
o  Katherine Graham	Washington Post	Jewish
o  Joseph Lelyeld	New York Times	Jewish
o  Max Frankel	New York Times	Jewish

 
Global Philanthropists

 

o  George Soros	Jewish
o  Walter Annenberg	Jewish

 
Why are they powerful?
So why are Muslims powerless? Here's another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge.
o  In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500 universities.
o  In USA alone, 5,758 universities
o  In India alone, 8,407 universities
o  Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top 500 Ranking Universities of the World
o  Literacy in the Christian World  90%
o  Literacy in the Muslim World     40%
o  15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100%
o  Muslim majority - countries ,       None
o  98% in Christian countries completed primary
o  Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary.
o  40% in Christian countries attended university
o  In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended.
o  Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims
o  The USA has 5000 per million
o  The Christian world 1000 technicians per million.
o  Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million.
o  Muslim World spends on research/developmen t 0.2% of GDP
o  Christian World spends 5 % of GDP
 
Conclusion.
The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge.
Another way of testing the degree of knowledge is the degree of diffusing knowledge.
 
o   Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens
o   Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens.
o  In UK book titles per million is 2000
o  In Egypt book titles per million is only 17
 
Conclusion.
o  Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge
 
Applying Knowledge is another such test.
o  Exports of high tech products from   Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports..
o  In Saudi Arabia is 0.2%
o   Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3%
o   Singapore alone is 68%
 
Conclusion.
Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge.
 
What do you conclude?
no need to tell …… the figures are speaking themselves very loudly we are unable to listen
My Advice:
Please educate yourself and your children. always promote education, don't compromise on it, don't ignore your children's slightest misguidance from education (and please, for God's Sake, don't use your personal contacts or sources to promote your children in their education; if they fail, let them and make them learn to pass; b/c if
they can't do it now, they can't ever).
We are World's biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to
identify and explore our ownselves. Our victory is with our knowledge,
our creativity, our literacy...And nothing else.
Please Muslims....Wake up... Its not too late

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